Rod Haul

When your friend and you are expressive, "👺" .
"Yo I'm at the beach a brother told me I'm fried, no its you!👺"

"Why would he lieeee??? 👺👺 jokes free he's the fried type guy 👺 it's never you."

That would be a Rod Haul.
by Chaffeyinabrook April 09, 2024
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rod raper

A woman or man that grabs your morning wood before you wake up.
I woke up with my dick in Mandy's hand this morning. She's such a rod raper.
by BillSchmaggle March 21, 2018
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Rodding

An activity like fishing, without putting bait on rigs or even getting your rod out the ute down the wharf.
Yes marina, matt didnt go fishing, he went rodding and wont take shitties off his hooks cause they spikey
by Yort nilkcam December 16, 2021
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J-rod

A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.
"Man this J-rod keeps following in to the restroom every time I have to take a leak."
by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015
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Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 03, 2021
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Flame Rod

A bi-sexual, possibly a co-worker who is so horny all the time that you’re Nervous being around the person because they will hump anything that moves.
Dude, Flame Rod stopped by my house the other night and the fish stopped swimming!
by Thug wanna September 03, 2022
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Lightning Rod

When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.

This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.
When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off
by TSJM October 29, 2021
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