jerk race

When you and a friend sit in a room watching porn and jerking off to see who cums first

Me and my friend had a insane jerk race last night

by Poprock56 May 11, 2017

Space Race

Two or more men fight for a girl

They were in a space race for a

by Max Whitlock May 15, 2017

dark race

1)A semi-racist term relating to African Americans

2)The original name for Dark Souls

Bruh you hear about Dark Race?

by Xenertia July 5, 2017

testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses

Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight

by Fronk donk August 25, 2017

guitarms race

Portmanteau of the words "guitar" and "arms race." A race between bands to accumulate the coolest, best-sounding and most elite guitar and bass gear; broadly: an ever escalating race or competition to be more aesthetically and sonically untouchable than the next band

That indie rock band thinks this is some kind of guitarms race. They're running cooler gear than every scene band, as well as major label sell out bands. You just know they're constantly on the gear page and didn't buy that stuff at guitar center. Total guitar geeks.

by PaintInMotion March 17, 2018

ur race ace

The true height of modern insult, to refer to one's interlocutor's entier race as being of the asexual variety.

1: ur mom gay
2: ur granpap a trap
1: ur race ace
2: *disintegrates into a cloud of dust*

by squidward4communism May 15, 2018

aids race

Where three or more individuals all try to get aids first

"aye yo bro I'm finna kick yo ass in our next aids race"

by Mr.fluffy face May 16, 2018