Backdraft Queef

When a fart follows your ass crack forward into your vagina. A specific periscope fart that only affects women.

I was sitting down and my fart became a backdraft queef and I had to refart my fart.

by strawberry1990 December 9, 2019

queef bar

A stupid granny slut who likes to get fucked multiple times by lesbian girls that stick large objects in their vaginas

Your ex girlfriend is a queef bar

by bushybeater7 August 21, 2016

Chair queef

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.

Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef

by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013

Hummingbird Queef

A mythical stroke of luck. It is small and unlikely but something that you know happens, you just aren’t very likely to see it.

Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts”

Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.

by Dirk217 October 23, 2018

Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.

Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.

by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023

Cronch queef

When you fart into a females genital

Dude I cronch queefed in Dylan’s mom 5 times last night

by Captain sandy hook April 12, 2022

Cheeto queef

Proper Noun: spray tanned dictator intent on starting world war 3

Noun Slang: When your vagina smells dangerously cheesy

Did you see he news today? *Sigh* What did that Cheeto queef do this time?

Did you just Cheeto queef or has someone forgot to shower today?

by Dysssmr June 2, 2020