penguin

A fag, someone who cares too much about there apperance, a metrosexual

Demi is a such a penguin.

by Randy March 29, 2005

argentinian penguin

A uniquely groomed member of a generally subcultural society, whom displays blatant disregard for public decent exposure of genitalia. Usually, a secondary member of lesser social standing accompanies an argentian pengin as a means to exploit the already voluminous pomposity thereof.

Holy cheesy macarroni! That argentinian penguin has put on such a massive amount of airs.

by Monacle Man November 25, 2009

Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit

I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Arctic penguin

Someone who looks like there in the right sort of place but is not. Comes from the fact that many people think Penguins live in the North Pole but they actually live in the South Pole.

Mark "Hey Jerry you love to surf hit those gnarly waves!"

Jerry "Ummm alright i'll try" (Splash plonk")

A very large crowd of critising onlookers " FAIL! what an arctic penguin!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010

penguineyetist

the act of walking like a wanksta type of gangsta.

"Yo, look at that idiota trying to style his Fadidas."
"Yeah, he can't even pull it pff with penguineyetist. Let's jump his broke crack ass."

by Luke Skywalker March 24, 2004

penguinasesing

a ridiculouse person who will nevr change there mind even when the know they our wrong.

my mom is a real penguinasesing.

by Luke Mangini March 30, 2005

Penguin Tart

The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.

Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."

by Ivana Trump August 27, 2007