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Moonlit vegetable patch

Something in Zoey's garden that she "REALLY" doesn't want you to see.
Zoey's fence blew down in the middle of the night so she was up texting to get it fixed ASAP so nobody would see her 'Moonlit vegetable patch'..!!
by ParkerTreeFrog December 29, 2010
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happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)
He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch
by @ibreiden May 16, 2016
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patchez the cannibal

fag ass bitch who thinks hes a rapper but in all reality he sounds like a severely retarded child being tortured. he also thinks hes soo good that he actually has to go around giving people his cd's for free begging them to listen to him... thats really how bad he sucks.
"did you hear what happend to patchez the cannibals car?" "yeah he got his windows smashed cuz he thought he was tough shit"
by # 1 asshole June 30, 2009
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pumpkin patch

Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.
Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!
by HK1717 December 12, 2012
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porn patch

Hair style for men - often military types. Very short, even shaved hair round the sides with a slightly longer crew cut length, often rectangular, "patch" on top.
To Barber - "I'd like a porn patch please".
by Gübar September 18, 2003
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vadge patch

the ridiculous fashion accessory Christina Aquilera is wearing over the pussy area of her jeans on her 'Stripped' CD cover ... luckily this suggested trend never caught on
johnny : 'hey, d'you hear that new jam 'Dirrty' by Christina Aquilera? kinda catchy'
jill : 'yeah, but what's up w/ that vadge patch she's wearin' on the cover'
johnny : 'yeah, i dunno ... i dunno'
by dirrtyGirrl69 February 6, 2007
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eye-patch underwear

A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.
1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.
by goodnessgracious September 29, 2009
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