When a man "gives birth" to a massive poop that has A.) been incubated for at least two days B.) Required at least twenty minutes of "labor" and C.) Recieves some kind of sentimental treatment i.e. a picture, non-flush, or naming. See also "fecus" (fecal fetus)
by Dookeydoctor August 17, 2011
by GreyGooseCosmoGirl May 15, 2007
"When Bill got drunk at Pete's, Bill's asshole alarmed him the next morning that Pete was a poop plunger. Pete fucked Bill in the ass when Bill was passed out. Poor Bill."
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
by Treesrule July 24, 2009
a poop standoff is when 2 people go into a public bathroom with more than one stall to poop. both people try waiting until the other person leaves so they can poop in private. that is a poop standoff.
julie went into her work bathroom to poop, but as soon as she got in there, another co-worker came in. she then became involved in a poop standoff, while she tried to outwait the other person.
by funnygurl February 24, 2010
when a person goes to sit down at a cafeteria table only to find that someone has left some nasty ass food hidden under a napkin that nobody wants to clean up.
I was going to sit there but then I saw the food poop and instead sat next to the curly haired kid
The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite
The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite
by mahsita69 December 03, 2009
When you take such a large dump that the poop piles above the water line in the toilet and forms a small island.
by NickIPO September 18, 2007