Flookey-pooked

When you give money or items to someone, and wait for them to come back ... but they don't.

"Yo, when you coming back with the goods"-idiot
"Give me 5 minutes I got to run around the corner and I'll be back"- hustler
*calls hustler* *voice-mail*
" you flookey-pooked like you forgot I know where your momma lives"-idiot

by Thirstymango September 10, 2022

Ghost pooper

Someone who has to poop in a public restroom, but they are embarrassed so they sit silently in their stall until you leave.

Every time I use the bathroom at work there's a ghost pooper in the handicap stall.

by FreshCiggy September 14, 2022

Pool Pooper

A person or persons who prefer to attend pools and pool areas under the cover of darkness to pass bowel movements.

Brian is the pool pooper, I found a floater this morning!

by Doofus Rick September 20, 2022

Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.

Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"

by defineer February 23, 2023

little pooper

A cute little dog or child.

My Pomeranian is a cute little pooper.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

D1 Pooper

Somebody Who poops a lot

and also eats taco bell 24/7

Guy 1: ohh my stomach... ima go take a dump
Guy 2: D1 pooper. youve pooped like 6 times already.

by LiquidMayFilm July 20, 2024

Kitty Pooled

When you turn her kitty into a pool (aka crazy creampie cumshot).

Guy1: yooo do you know beth gaul?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!

by anonymous1314799 February 7, 2024