poke shack

come to my poke shack and quench your thirst for penis darlin.
by paulschlube July 11, 2012
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she pokes

When ass appears big and/or nice in pants
by __etnom February 11, 2017
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Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
by unicodebandito May 09, 2017
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poking the darkhorse

to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator
"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."
by hoss bossman September 12, 2021
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Poke

To touch someone for a long a period of time
I poked him in the stomach
by Pokem November 06, 2019
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poke on the wrong side

Something creepy kids do to girls they like...
Steve: Yo Sarah let's poke on the wrong side
Sarah: Wtf? No!
Steve: Too bad you're getting it anyway
by deliah May 02, 2008
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