Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009

Pokes

Slang term for vagina originated in Toronto, Canada

Your shorties pokes smells like hotdog water

by \_{:)}_/ June 18, 2018

poke my spokes

When asking your girlfriend in front of other people if she will peg you later when you get home.

This party is whack. Id rather go home so you can poke my spokes

by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021

poke

a slang term regarding a nicotine device

“Can I hit your poke?”

by girllll March 19, 2022

poke 'n wave

Having sex with someone and never calling them back. Synonymous with fuck and chuck.

See that girl over there? I'm gonna give her the old poke 'n wave.

by catleesi July 8, 2017

poke joke

Poking fun at someone without meaning any harm.

I just decided to poke joke you. So, obviously, please don't take it to heart!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.

I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.

by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019