Poltergeist

Sad little dumb bitch who spends all day on discord talking to funny little internet people about his original characters.

known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.

currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.

"Have you heard from Poltergeist today?"
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."

"same old guy."

by ceoofpoltergeist July 14, 2023

Poster Paradox

The never-ending cycle of NBA players being dunked on. Everyone has turned someone into a poster and everyone has been made a poster.

Giannis has been dunked on and has dunked on someone. Therefore that is a poster paradox.

by RobDogSports August 8, 2023

pooterj40

The most diabolical man to walk on the planet earth. Owner of [e-mail].

Yo, my friend is so good at everything, he's like pooterj40

by GooseChain3976! August 13, 2023

pooterj40

A god.

pooterj40: nega watt

by clockclapper23 August 14, 2023

poster

A big decorated piece of paper used for school projects, etc.

This poster is a big work of art.

by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023

Polterstink

(a combination of the word poltergeist and stink): an odor so foul and pungent, that its very scent cannot be simply taken away by destroying what it has seeped into and disposing of the remains, for the very stink has intertwined with time and space itself, therefore, for all eternity, there will always be a faint hint of the stink in that place.

Gary: "Dude, the Dunlap's house finally got bulldozed after everyone complained to the city about the stench, but they're building a new house on the land, so it'll finally start smelling better around here."
Mary: "Nah, I wouldn't trust it. There's probably still a polterstink still lingering."

by hanz wormy November 5, 2023

Portered

To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.

"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."

by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023