Penis

The penis is the small PeePee that you are playing with right now because your alone, horney and gay.

I let my grandmother burtholamule play and suck my 1-inch Penis.

by Blueberry chicken October 21, 2018

Penis

A small and squishy object that gets longer and harder when the man sees something he likes and wants to fuck.

Hey babe, my penis is huge wanna go fuck?

by Ritardondo September 22, 2016

Penis

What kind of moron are you, looking up penis! get out before I turn of the internet! I said OUT

My penis grows big when I see a hot girl

by Reelikeactua1ree July 23, 2019

penis

the thing males have in there pants.if you are a man and dont know what a penis is then in between your legs. the long thing shaped like a sausage. also known as a dick

my penis is getting smaller

by OVAR900000 July 17, 2011

Penis

johny, dick, tallywacker, shlong, twig, woody, wedding tackle, one eyed monster, louisville slugger, purple headed yogurt slinger, mushroom head, the cahin, pleasure puller, the real love handle, a mans best friend, Ect.

by Sexpert May 12, 2003

Penis

Plural penises dick
1. The male reproductive organ of mammals and some reptiles and birds. In mammals, the penis contains the urethra, which carries urine from the bladder and releases sperm during reproduction.
2. A similar organ found in the males of some invertebrate animals.
3. Comes in all sizes and colors

Tiara:That dude said is penis was 23 inches long
Sara:yea right

by Chayundra June 12, 2008

penis

things emilie scherer likes to pretend to suck, to get attention!

"I didnt go to school cause i sucked too much fake penis!"

by Mike_Unt69 May 2, 2009