Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025

Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.

Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?

by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024

desk pet

A person who enjoys giving blowjobs to their partner under a desk. Usually given when the person recieving is in a voice chat of some kind.

"Man Amber blew her boyfriend while he was playing Call of Duty again! She's such a desk pet."

by anonpalisade April 18, 2024

Can i pet that dawg?

A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "

Little girl:can I pet that dawg?

Woman: No
Man:...

Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???

Woman:no 😂
Little girl:👺CaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? 👺
Woman:😂😂😂😂

by NAINAI12 May 4, 2024

National Pet Day

March 20th is national pet day, the day when you celebrate your pet

“Happy national pet day”

by National pet day May 20, 2024

Pull Away Pet Syndrome

Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!

Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

Pet Awkwafina

An Asian low-mid who serves liberal white people by throwing others under the bus for self advancement.

Every news company has a Pet Awkwafina to not look racist.

by VanDammeAmerican February 18, 2024