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Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.
Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.
by Tear_Ramen September 15, 2021
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Parker

A parrot looking boy that squaks at every random chance
Parker is such a parrot! he loves crackers!
by dragontu71 February 23, 2022
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Parker

Parker is a gaming warlord who can beat anyone in any game he’s pretty much ninja although being a gaming warlord he is also a fashion guru he can pull off any outfit. He’s soo sexy all the lady’s call him pimp daddy, ultra-cool mother fucker, and lord of the hoes.
Gaming warlord? ohhhhh you mean Parker
by Assclow June 2, 2020
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Parker

Parker’s are always absolute chads
Random dude: “woah who’s that?He looks like a chad”
Other random dude: “yeah that’s Parker”
by Double Zero November 23, 2021
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Parker

Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
Wow Parker is so cute
by Lil park November 2, 2020
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retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different
Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him
by Marshallg1 June 5, 2023
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Peter Parker

Who?
Who's peter parker?
by WogKroxy January 31, 2022
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