Panic Buyers

People who’re so scared they buy everything they can find in Walmart. Typically, people seeing others panicking encourages them to panic and buy a ton of shit, too.

“Those panic buyers bought all the goddamn toilet paper”

by Pink Lemons March 17, 2020

Panic Diet

The only food options available at the grocery store after mass crowds have cleared shelves amidst COVID-19 pandemic.

Guy1: You been keeping your macros diversified since Coronavirus, bruh?
Guy2: Nah bruh. All I got these days to eat is wheat germ, anchovies and tampons. It’s the Panic Diet.
Guy1: Ouch, that’s painful bruh.

by Amishdong28 March 22, 2020

Panic lurk

This is when you’re in a ZOOM/video meeting with people you don’t know well (usually during a pandemic) and you’re bored so you want to leave. You don’t really know how to exit gracefully, so you get all anxious and continue to hang out: the “panic lurk”.

My friend just had a Zoom Bday party and I didn’t know anyone.

I was bored and wanted to go, but didn’t want to offend her so I just panic lurked.

by SFDanae April 15, 2020

Panic Dogging

What every dogger did the night before lockdown, panicking they won't be able to do it for a while.

Where's Jim tonight? I thought he'd be here for pre-lockdown drinks?

Ah, he's out panic dogging so he can get as much in as possible before everyone is dogging online.

by Top Dogger April 23, 2020

Pandickmic

The act of getting dick during a global pandemic. Even though it’s super risky, you would basically die for that dick.

Those people swiping on tinder right now don’t care about getting sick and just want some pandickmic

by Linzer91 July 14, 2020

Pandies

Undergarments that feature the majestic animal the panda bear. Often worn a celebrations among close friends who bond can only be truly expressed in the form of matching pandies

Your butt looks so cute in your pandies!

by Robbysavagesgf July 28, 2020

Pani

Another word for a faggot

Did you know johnny is a pani?

by Bambi_hates_apples August 27, 2020