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puddy

slang word for puppy. used mainly by dani and her family!
"Puddy you're dumb!"
"look at the little puddy"
by Jake June 29, 2004
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paddlefile

a slang word for men who like lil' girls.
its what the gansters use nowadays in ol' country, and the hood of compton.
Man that guy is such a paddlefile with his squinty evil eyes of lust for that underage girl.
by B rocky lee December 28, 2007
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Paddle Boating

Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.
Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.
by MMP38 October 21, 2011
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Paddlehands

Paddlehands is an urban legend. He once was a man. But, something snapped in him. Changed him. Warped his hands and his mind. Gave him a hankering for catspankings. Tranny chasing. Tomfoolery of all nefarious sorts.
Ed had the urge to spank his cat, from this day forth he shal be known across the land as PADDLEHANDS
by Turdburglar April 18, 2012
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paddywagon

This is the vehicle you ride in when you are the wingman, and get stuck with the troll from the bathroom. Because it is like a trip to jail!
Buddy1:"So how was it last night?"
Wingman: "Oh great, I was stuck in the paddy wagon, falling on the grenade, for you! I think I've wounded my inner child>
by Oh god help me please...... November 1, 2003
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paddle duck

dick who thinks he can keep sunderland afloat in the prem but has no chance
ricky (paddle duck) sbragia
by donald duck 2 May 11, 2009
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Paddington Surprise

Fuck her from behind then come on her favorite teddy bear, then slap her in the face with it...that is the surprise.
Croke fucks bond from behind and then cums on his favorite teddy bear and then slaps him in the face with it..... thats the Paddington Surprise
by Croke-loves-Bond-cock October 16, 2009
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