Pump and Dump

When your wife/girlfriend is breast feeding your newborn and your balls deep in her.
Last night when I was ready to go Charleen was giving the baby the boob, so I went to work and gave her the pump and dump
by The Operator July 25, 2018
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Pump Fake

When a woman is willing to give up sex to a man, they both get naked and the man pretends like he is going to make love to her. Instead, he inserts his penis into her vagina for a moment only, and passes out instead.
That bitch got so pissed when i gave her the old pump fake, i was too drunk to get off.
by JayTeeMoney December 11, 2006
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hand pump

Hey Delilah, have you seen Tim?
Ya, he's just in the car giving himself a quick hand pump.
by pratti12345 November 14, 2010
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Chump Pump

A term used to define one who continually loses at 7 ball.
Boy, Rob sure is a Chump Pump!
by RC3 September 11, 2007
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clutch pump

While driving, quickly stomping your foot on the clutch then releasing it, while still having pressure on the gas.
This causing a rapid rev climb and normally the loss of traction as the tires lose and gain power.
The road was wet and I really wanted to step it out so I stomped a clutch pump on the next corner and got freaken sideways!
by Dr Divid August 26, 2007
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finger pump

what did you do last nite?
i finger pumped ur mum
by moomoo123321 March 30, 2009
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Hand-Pump

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!
Dave is the Hand-Pump king
by Graham Kingswood August 19, 2008
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