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Polaroid mania

Wasting copious amounts of expensive instant film like some kind of drug addict in the quest to get a photographic work of art out of a 40-year-old camera which was never designed to be much more than a handheld novelty to begin with. The quest is made nearly impossible by a relatively slow exposure and no tripod mount or cable release.

Symptoms of madness are closely related to the manic phase of bipolar disorder, and include fevered financial worry and strained ties to family and friends due to the hobby taking priority in the user's life.
User, waking in a caustic pile of spent peel-apart backings: "Jeezus Kodak! I just blew through $40 of instant film in two hours..."
Concerned friend: "Sounds like a brief episode of Polaroid mania. Say, have you ever heard of a digital camera?"
User: "Need_________more_________flashcubes..."
by JfromBMo June 7, 2011
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Polaris

THE SHITTIEST FOURWHEELER ON PLANET EARTH!
Polaris can’t bog worth a crap! Wet belt 24/7
by Sorryyy April 13, 2018
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BELLA POARCH

A hot tiktok star who is very beautiful and pretty
Person one: who is Bella poarch

Person two: a hottie 🤤🤤
by KSI_is_dad May 18, 2021
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polarization

The (female) body, once polarized, is like a battery. Vibrations are either positive (sweet) or negative
(tart, sour, angry, or bitter). Women who only let
go to first base are like the cat that swallowed the
canary; they know they're getting away with something.
Either accept all of a man or accept none of him
(pun intended). Only going to first base increases
polarization for both parties. Once the problem
starts it only tends to become worse, unless you
reverse polarity (with a different partner).

In a battery, plus (battery) goes to plus (circuitry)
and minus (battery) goes to minus (circuitry),
otherwise a disturbance is created. I hope you
understand the implications. Read on...
Man, those paddy clown conan peasant women keep all their
vinegar in the bathroom and their sauerkraut in the
kitchen and their totally worthless honey and sugar
in the attic. They're so fucking polarized.

On the other hand, the wonderful wopwops keep their
tarts in the attic, but I don't mind. They dish it
out but I can take it. They keep their
sweets, well you know where. They make the word
polarization look good, like Jamie, Earl's ex,
makes the word "white trash" look good. God bless them!

My thing feels angry today. Glad I know the way to
Monterey. Concord's looking good too. The woman
there loves it when I clean her bathroom. Afterwards
we sit on the couch and watch "La Dolce Vita".
BTW, where's Belmont?
by Jim Ference November 25, 2007
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Polarbear head

This is when someone receives a blow job and can feel the teeth and the cold hand(s) of the giver on his shaft.
I had a polarbear head last night, it ended up taking skin off my dick.
by K_Rol February 22, 2014
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polak

A describing word for chernobyl affected victims who brainwash themselves into thinking they are Slovakian, otherwise known as Merko's.

They glow with radioactivity and nuclear waste residue which is obvious by observing their dark skin colour.

These creatures live in a ghetto habitat where they mainly feed off domino's and polish sausages.
"DUUUUDE did u see that freakazoid monster??"

"yeh man he looked like some sort of polak huh ?"
by kooni August 4, 2007
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Pola

OMG YOUSEF DRIIIVE YOU ARE THE DRIVER YOU FUCKING POLA!!!
by RaccoonEyes October 1, 2018
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