When there are no sheep available, you bring home a heffer. This can be human or cow, dealers choice, and the heavier the better.
Jake: Hey! Did you end up fucking that sheep last night??
Ron: No I had to go with The Ron Coe Plan B!
Ron: No I had to go with The Ron Coe Plan B!
by adtr160 October 23, 2017

Plans are made but only exist as mere ideas. These plans never take place. This does not mean that anyone disapproved of the plans; in fact, those involved usually have fun working through the planning process. However, usually, it is silently mutually understood that the plans are significantly more likely NOT to take place than to follow through.
Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning
Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.
Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning
Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.
While on their weekend hiking trip, their pretend-planning lead them to opt for brunch and bottomless mimosas instead of hitting the trails.
by MaggiesMind April 11, 2024

by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016

A plan you make the morning after passing out due to consuming vast quantities of coke (or other drugs) and then having a dream that outlines the plan. Usually (but not always) made by a comedian-turned-politician.
Person 1: Hey, you realize your 200-page master's thesis is due this evening?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
Person 2: Don't worry I made a victory plan today, it will be finished in 2 hours.
Person 1: lol
Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
Person 2: Don't worry I made a victory plan today, it will be finished in 2 hours.
Person 1: lol
Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok
by randomnig2028 December 3, 2024

A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.
"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."
by letthewordsoverflow July 24, 2022

You know that changing the law has absolutely no relationship to whether or not I own the AI, correct?
Hym "You aren't ever going to 'own' my creation, right? Your action plan does nothing more manufacture a consensus that has no relationship to whether or not I have control or a claim to ownership over it. You will not be able to pretend and lie your way out of this. You will not be able to legal jiu-jitsu loophole your way out of this. No more lawsuits regarding AI until someone is sitting across a table from me. Pick a consequence at your discretion."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2025

Hannah - “Okay so we’re going to the beach, at 9 am, maybe 10 am, I’ll drive, we’ll drive, drive the truck, your mom’s truck, so no bike, well yes bike, no bike with a lap top, do your therapy, at your mom’s house, bike down, join us, too hot, you paid for it, enjoy it, get it, great job, plan done.”
Emory - ***inside thought - PLAN PARALYSIS***
Hannah - “Are you alright?”
Emily - “I’ve got plan paralysis.”
Hannah - “What’s that?”
Rory - “Plan Freeze means she can’t make a decision.”
Emory - ***inside thought - PLAN PARALYSIS***
Hannah - “Are you alright?”
Emily - “I’ve got plan paralysis.”
Hannah - “What’s that?”
Rory - “Plan Freeze means she can’t make a decision.”
by TheBenAflack July 20, 2022
