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Office Pinata

When you are part of the lowly back office at work and always get shit on and picked on by your boss and managers to the point where you feel like you are just getting beaten like a pinata. And you are just so beaten down and shit on, you just sit there and take more.
Me: Wow did you just see Stacey get yelled at for miscalculating the algorithm by a decimal and then her boss said she had to work late and the weekend. On top of that he gave her Pedro's work who he fired and then began to tell her to get her shit done on her birthday or else.
Co Worker: Damn Stacey's a true and tried office Pinata. I think I'm gonna go try to hit her too for some work and see if I can beat it out of her so I can take the day off! Ha!
by NYC haters August 16, 2011
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Swedish Pirate

The sexual act of pulling out right before you finish, breaking your partner's leg and then shitting in his/her eye.
Guy: Hey babe, you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, until you gave me that God damn Swedish Pirate.

Guy: Let's hook up again tomorrow night.
Girl: No!
Guy: Why?
Girl:....Well ok. I'll bring lube.
by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011
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Cigarette Pirate

The person at the bar or pub who never has smokes and goes around to every person in the bar requesting cigarettes until they have a nice treasure of free smokes
Look at the dirty cigarette pirate running around bar collecting his bounty
by MustardTiger August 9, 2012
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urban pirate

Style of underground music embraced by hipsters rooted in punk rock, on the west coast. Specifically, the title is attributed to bands in the east bay, with some being on the record label asian man records, with notable exceptions.

History: The term came from the title of the band Pteradon's song, Urban Pirate Style. Originally, the song is a satire of self indulgent punk rockers who otherwise would have neglected the scene, however, this title was adopted and attributed to bands which have a firm DIY punk rock background, but may appear to fit more into the hipster/indie rock scene. Examples include, Pteradon, Joyce Manor, and Mane Horse, just to name a few.
Want to go see Shinobu tonight? What do they sound like? They're like West Coast Urban Pirate.
by indiejazzlove August 10, 2012
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Fuzzy Pirate

When a female with unshaven legs crashes in your bed during a house party.
I have to sleep on the couch tonight because I have a fuzzy pirate.
by darkraven424 January 3, 2013
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Butt Pirate Money

A pirate that gives up his butt for money
Watch out here comes Butt Pirate Money, clinch your bootyholes
by ButtpirAtemoney November 14, 2018
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Blind pirate

When preforming a man on top style 69 and throat punches her so hard his balls give her two black eyes, similtaneously!
"dude, why does your girl have two black eyes? That's not a good look."
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"
by jake_ace_22 March 28, 2019
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