Leonard Ball

*Shows bench with five arm rests put close together, so you have to be slim in order to sit down.* "In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people"
by TelephoneKiosk November 27, 2010
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Schweddy Balls

The most infamous Delicious Dish episode featured Alec Baldwin as the chef Pete Schweddy, who came to the show to showcase his "Schweddy Balls," and later re-appeared to showcase his "Schweddy Weiner." The ice cream company Ben and Jerry's released a flavor in September 2011 called "Schweddy Balls" in homage to the skit, prompting complaints from conservative groups that the name was too explicit for grocery store shelves
Bob: "Have you heared the major news media complain about Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream saying its to (inappropriate)?"
Joe: "Yes...but every one knows the news media are a bunch of News Nazi anyway"
Bob: "And did you know it is made with cow rape juice"
Joe: "No i didnt, WOW it tast great AND is healthy"
by Saint Derrick September 30, 2011
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Blanka Ball

A Blanka Ball is a sexual technique performed in a crouched position. When your partner least suspects it, you shove your balls in their mouth. This can be two-in-oned with a low jab to the thigh to get their attention first.
Zack crouched outside the bathroom waiting for Kelly to finish showering. As soon as she opened the door, he caught her with a Blanka Ball rendering her dizzy.
by Scissors Kick June 03, 2010
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long balls

It is the rare phenomenon in which a person is cursed with an unusually long nut sack which unfortunately more often then not will get caught in the zipper of a pair of jeans and cause excruciating and unbearable pain. This in turn limits ones sexual performance.
by Capitaann October 25, 2007
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speed ball

It's a mix of heroin and cocaine and is ussually injected
you havent tried nothin until youve had a speed ball
by Kari January 01, 2004
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Balls Tired

So tired that your whole body is sagging.
(803) I didn't fall asleep 'till 4AM last night.
(675) Man, you must be balls tired.
by Douggins February 08, 2010
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lips on balls

When a female successful deepthroats a man's penis until her lips are on his balls.
I asked for some lips on balls head from my fiancee, and she delivered!
by Austin007 May 04, 2009
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