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top hatting

Top hatting refers to the act of masturbating to a picture of Abraham Lincoln
After visiting the Lincoln Memorial, I totally caught my buddy Camilo top hatting in his hotel room.
by A history muff February 28, 2011
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Top Bunk

Something that is more than average; better than normal. May connotate exceptional quality, although more than standard fare is sufficient.
Dude--that food is top bunk!
by motobat June 13, 2015
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top notch

Best and better than the in competition. First used in 1848 when reffering to a lady friend. Notches in the bed post were used to keep a record of the women you slept with. If she was the top notch then she was the best in show.
That chick I went home with last night was "top notch."
by Spazraw September 1, 2009
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pop a top

"Pop a Top" is a country song written and originally recorded by Nat Stuckey in 1966. The first hit version was released by Jim Ed Brown in May 1967 as the third and final single from his album Just Jim. The song was a number 3 Billboard country single for Brown in late 1967. It was later revived by Alan Jackson as the lead-off single from his 1999 album Under the Influence. Jackson's version peaked at number 6 on the United States Billboard Hot Country Singles & Tracks chart, and number 2 on the Canadian RPM Country Tracks chart.
by azdvfrt August 19, 2017
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set top

When you’re stupid tv stops working when naked Voldemort is reborn.
Yo dude I was watching Harry Potter yesterday and it was a total fucking set top.
by TheRealDeal8675309 November 26, 2018
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Top Slut

Top moderator in justin.tv channels not including any bots. Why slut? because they're always ontop of everyone else. enough said
top slutdarkdicehard2impress_secretagent
by hard2impress_ March 27, 2009
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Schlop top

The act of Giving good brain and having the penis stick out of the cheek during the act
I gave Rick that good schlop top.
by Og purp skurrrp December 12, 2016
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