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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
by posaidon April 13, 2023
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Snack table

Having a girl get on her hands and knees in front of the television while you drink beer, eat snacks, and have vigorous sex with her from behind...all at the same time.
Man last night ole girl let me have a snack table, but i ran out of beer right in the middle of it, so next time ill have a 12 pack.
by justin russell February 25, 2009
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Setting the Table

On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.
"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"
by Ruhlentheworld November 27, 2011
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Table

How do you not know what table means
by Yeety penguino January 7, 2020
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loosing table

loosing the point of conversation
i am not following you
- anyway, what I wanted say originally was the story about the empty barrel...

- sorry, I am loosing table
by Eyquem November 14, 2016
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