the act working up a grand fart, while recieving oral sex, then removing the cock and turning her head to have her looking at your prepared to unload brown eye. then farting in the little ladys open mouth.
by blow it in ur booty January 03, 2010
A sexual act in which ones testicals are inserted Into another's mouth, and then take a shit on your partners forhead.
Marcus was afraid that giving his Jewish parter a "German tea party" would be viewed as a hate crime
by Ed Dawg January 30, 2015
A too-small speedo bathing suit.
While at the beach, some overweight moron strolled by in his German marble bag all but exposing his hairy nut-sack.
by Ray September 17, 2003
It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it
by The ethnic BAMF$ proffesors November 20, 2009
by Concrete Wallbanger November 19, 2010
The sexual act of a woman snorting pure Columbian Cocaine off of an erected penis. After the effects of this Cocaine has settled in, then the woman will leap and mount the penis so forcefully that the woman will defacate all over the man's testicles.
Jim: Dude, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your aunt, and your dog all tried to give me a German Lindy Dive the other night!
Bob: Fuck you, douschetard!
Bob: Fuck you, douschetard!
by Aardvark Aristocrat February 21, 2008
by Original German December 16, 2010