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Text Slur

Slurring through text messages by using the same letters multiple times.
"I can't waaaaaaiiittt to partyyy!" - Person 1
"Nice use of a text slur!" - Person 2
by Herban Dicktionary June 6, 2017
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Text Mackaging

A SMS message sent with the purpose of 'macking' or 'hitting' on a person of desire. Flirtatious in nature, usually cryptic or ambiguous in hope for a response.
You remember Sarah from the party? I've been Text Mackaging her so I can tap that this weekend.
by MarloStanfield11 July 4, 2010
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Text Fingers

The state one's fingers are in when texting extremely fast.
Oh snap, that chick has got fast text fingers!
by flakycake May 6, 2010
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Text Boxing

When a pussy talks shit through text, with no intentions of handling his or her business when approached.
Jr was text boxing last night, but when I caught up to him he caught that pussy.
by Doc Wells May 15, 2014
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Text Balls

When a person who has no confidence or courage in the real world, gains the courage to speak their mind when texting.
John's mad at me but he only has the balls to say it to me through text. He has text balls.
by Oh Sigh Wrist December 18, 2011
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Text Massage

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.
Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

-k
-k
-k
-k
-k...etc
by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010
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Safe text

Verifying that a text message goes to the right person, as to avoid the humiliation of giving out the wrong information to the wrong person.
Michelle: Did you get my text?

Liz: Um, no. What'd it say?

Michelle: Ugh! I must've sent it to Lisa, then. I was talking about how much I hate her and the fact that she's such a hypocritical ice queen.

Liz: God, Michelle, she's our friend! And I agree, but you definitely should've practiced safe text.
by LiberalArmyWife January 2, 2009
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