spaghetti noodle

AJ Susemichael

Omg that spaghetti noodle is literally the weirdest rat i’ve ever met

by little ratatouille February 25, 2020

Danger noodle

The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson

I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle

by stollicharleston December 21, 2021

Saucy Noodle

After you finish spanking your monkey the left over jizz on your noodle is the sauce

MOM HELP ME CLEAN UP MY SAUCY NOODLE!

by Suck My Left Nut August 16, 2015

Gel Noodle

Chinese man's lubricated soft penis

After Jackie Chan busted one in Connie Chung's ass, all was left was a gel noodle.

by C-Murdeth August 20, 2010

Nippy Noodles

It's very cold.
Normally used in an outside setting and by girls.
Being nippy noodles can cause THO in any gender.

Lenne: Ugh, I don't want to walk the dog, it's nippy noodles out there!

by Kraytheili May 12, 2009

Moist Noodle

Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.

Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!

by BanJayce February 15, 2022

noodle salad

When a woman or man takes multiple limp dicks in the mouth at the same time.

Honey would you like to have some friends come over so you can choke on noodle salad?

by Smelf April 6, 2016