Whisker Muffin

when a guy is going down on a girl and her long pubes tickle his nose and causes him to sneeze, and gets snot all over her female genitalia, creating an icing on her muffin.

Charles: Damn, I was eating this chick out the other night and she tickled me with her pubes and i snotted all over her whisker muffin.

Boomer: GROSS!

by Balooshy October 30, 2008

mow muffin

The dried-on caked-on grass from the underside of a lawnmower which falls off in muffin-like clumps when starting a mower which has been idle for a day or days. In extreme cases, the mow muffin must be chiseled loose.

The lawnmower scattered mow muffin all over the garage floor when it started.

by Jim Hendricks January 2, 2007

censor muffin

When a Female cannot take, handle, or "go along with" sarcasm, but instead, decides to censor and/or remove the allegedly offensive content.

Michelle was such a censor muffin for removing her tag from the joke we put in our facebook status.

by daytonafun_tim February 27, 2011

muffin hands

A terrible affliction affecting a percentage of the public who are characterized by hands made of muffins. However, this malady is only compounded by the additional fact that the person possessing the hands are forbidden to eat their own hands in cases of extreme hunger.
(Note: Although this condition has not been witnessed in the medical field, the term could apply to someone with deformed hands or one who cannot use their hands properly)

I don't know how Dr. Schmidt is able to function in everyday society with such a terrible case of muffin hands.

by Remulus March 9, 2009

muffin Twanger

when you shove your dick in a pigeon or any kind of bird

" Im a Muffin Twanger"

by devilish Tom Stein February 19, 2009

muffin runner

Any man who will leave his friends to fuck a obese, stank ass swamp donkey, whore no matter what the circumstances are.

Look at Jimmys ol' muffin runner ass done left us for some swamp donkey.

by Nathan Blaszczyk January 16, 2008

Swagger Muffin

Basically being fly.
This may be like a G6 or a ford fiesta, but only Maxy baby ;)

Anything that is associated with Charwie or Jenba, is as cool as a Swagger muffin.
Akon is fly, along with chickens.

by Charwie annd Jenba April 22, 2011