Midnight Monkey

The monkey that, when you have drunk rather too much, breaks into your room while you're asleep, steals all your cash, punches you in the face and takes a shit in your mouth. Results in morning shit breath, no cash and a blinding headache.

Jesus...I feel like crap...I think I had a visit from the midnight monkey last night, I should never have drunk that last car bomb.

by SarniaDrew April 8, 2010

peach monkey

An overagressive date partner who prematurely snatches the peach.

Janet says, "Marty's a real peach monkey, he's already rounded third base"

by DocJuan September 17, 2007

The Monkey Knuckle

When you hit some on the head, with your hand in the way a monkey walks on it's hands.

Michael Kyle: "When Calvin gets here...I'll use THE MONKEY KNUCKLE!"
Junior: "The what?"
Micheal: "THE MONKEY KNUCKLE! you know...(bops Juniors head with the Monkey Knuckle)

by Jedi_Master October 20, 2008

monkey maker

The reproductive organs of an African American female. Dr. D. Wagner

I dropped one in that bitchs monkey maker

by dr d.wagner March 12, 2015

five monkeys

when people keep doing things the same way they have always done because thats the way it was done when they got there they don't ask why they are doing it that way they just know thats the way they always done it

he's doing a five monkeys

by Bulldog May 5, 2005

Monkey Wrench

Fool, gullible person. See Tool.

Quit being such a monkey wrench, Vellius. Chris knew it was you the whole time, you shippler.

by MJK October 8, 2005

porch monkey

A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.

*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*

Randal: Im taking it back!

EX2

Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!

by Dodectabone July 21, 2006