gut massage

the act of sex. usually with a promiscuous type woman

come on bitch take that gut massage.

by mikemarshall3 October 15, 2008

miley {massacre}

This is what happens when Miley Cyrus is played live in front of a large group of people.

The 2004 Tsunami was bad but nothing like a Miley Cyrus concert.

I tried to talk her out of it but my late best friend just had to attend the latest miley {massacre}.

by lollerskatastic August 25, 2010

face massage

The practice of a female sitting on a partner's face for oral sex. The giver of the cunnilingus is thus receiving the "face massage."

Hey, can you give me a face massage? cunnilingus face sitting

by mhonfleek March 27, 2016

Wilmington mass

Awful town

Wilmington is an awful town in Massachusetts. Education system is shit. If you are trying to find a school/town for your child. Don’t bring them to Wilmington mass!!!

by pencilbroski December 4, 2017

stfu massa

When an insignificant person either says something that no one cares about or says something completely out of context. This expression is also used to make people who don't get references/jokes shut the f*ck up when they don't add any valuable input to the conversation.

Person 1: *tells a joke*
Person 2: *says something retarded completly unrelated*
Person 1: stfu massa

by Paclone March 18, 2020

weapons of mass marketing

the campaign of fear by the media, the oil barrons and the U.S. government intended to keep you enslaved by your possesions.

The coverage of the Operation Iraqi Freedom was nothing more than a 24 hour weapon of mass marketing designed to keep the viewer tuned in and subjected to advertising.

by m0loch September 25, 2003

KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)

A man who is astute at attracting the opposite sex and closing the deal with authority and punishment.

Did you see that guy mobbin at the bar last night? He was a straight up KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)

by Therealbgeezy August 6, 2015