midges dangler

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

midges dangler

To be very very close to spec size

That will do it's within a midges dangler

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

Midget Supremacist

A midget supremacist is a little person that believes that little dwarves like himself are being opressed by large people and they hate biggers.

If you ever see a midget supremacist, you can punt them across a football field if they call you a "bigger".

"I HATE BIGGERS!!!"

-Words of a midget supremacist

by thefatty_Blow January 25, 2025

Midget Mafia

A small gathering of Midgets.

"Yo man the Midget Mafia was talking bout' me, I'm scared stiff my timbers are shivering!"

by Dathom February 2, 2025

Midget Messiah

A self-anointed savior figure who’s physically small in stature but carries themselves with grandiose, almost divine authority - preaching moral high ground while often contradicting those very ideals through petty actions, sneak disses, or hypocritical behavior.
Used to describe someone like Kendrick Lamar - a lyrical genius with a god complex, who talks that righteous talk but walks around throwin’ shade like a bitter leprechaun tryna pass off clovers as commandments.

We get it bro, you the Midget Messiah — short in height, tall in ego, and full of contradictions.

by kirloskar21 April 7, 2025

Midgettism

The act of being midget

That girl has midgettism

by m198493iygdbd April 21, 2025

Midgetjizzsm

A small load; particularly of semen from a penis of a very short person

Person 1: Yo bro did you hear the midget down the road blew a midgetjizzsm?

Person 2: damn

by Yuyucringe May 29, 2025