Mexican Hijacking

Something that fails miserably to meet expectations. Originates from the hijacking of a Mexican airplane on September 9, 2009, in which a plane was hijacked by a group who claimed to have a bomb but instead had an empty box wrapped in brown paper.

I though Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull would be good but it sucked. It was a Mexican Hijacking.

by I'm not Doug September 10, 2009

mexican creampie

When one sexual partner ejaculates into a churro. The partner then puts in the other partners vagina or rectum. The partner with the churro in their vagina or rectum then eats the churro.

Did you hear Jose gave his girlfriend a Mexican creampie.

by PhillipD33zNutZ May 15, 2018

Mexican Lunchbox

A portable toilet, or pot-o-pot, that is totally dirty, stinky, foul and fucked up and destroyed on the inside, especially on a construction site with many workers. This term comes from the massive amounts of Mexicans on these job sites, and the unsanitary conditions left by them after eating several bean sandwiches for lunch, and standing on the seat instead of either sitting, or using the U.F.O. position, in other words, hovering.

Charles- Man I've had to take a shit for hours, but I can't hold it any longer.

Dave- It sucks to be you, there's no bathrooms around,I guess you're gonna have to use the Mexican Lunchbox.

Charles- Fuck that! I'd rather shit myself! I went in there to piss this morning and it looked like someone was finger painting with a melted Snickers bar!

by Berumper March 15, 2011

Mexican Pie

When a guy shits on his bed then proceeds to jerk off and ejaculate onto the pile of shit.

Some girl asked me to put a Mexican Pie on her bed, but I couldn't rub one off because the stank of my shit kept me from jizzing.

by Tom Bergeron The Second September 20, 2010

Mexican Fiesta

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR IN A HOTEL:
When a bottle of Tabasco is poured into one's ass by surprise. The recipient does the fabled Mexican Screech.

I could tell there was a Mexican Fiesta upstairs because of the sound of thumping and Mexican Screeching Coming from above.

by SnitchSnatchPattsy'sAss December 11, 2011

mexican wedding

A cocktail:
one cup champagne with a shot glass of gold tequila dropped in

Scott dropped a shot of tequila into his champagne and chugged the Mexican wedding.

by jojowasaman February 7, 2009

Mexican Shower

When you don't have enough time for a shower and you just use deoderant to cover the smell.

Daniel: Man i as in such a hurry this morning so i just had a Mexican shower

by Icle Spillane November 13, 2009