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megan

megan is a gret and beutifull person both on the outside and in megans are great people if you find one hang onto her foreveer she will always get your dirty jokes.
you cuaght a megan dude
by s random person July 30, 2019
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Megan Ward

Megan ward is something else. Parents and children should be afraid. She is often found lurking in Cuisle chanting Girls want Girls and slowly questioning peoples relationship statuses . She has a thing for posh boys and is not allowed within 500 meters of Mary’s. She likes men with non-existent hairlines and can be found at the vending machine with a bottle of energizer begging Sarah to top up her Revolut for a packet of oven baked.
“Hey have you seen Megan Ward around?” “No and I’m lucky for it
by Hue G. Rex Tion May 30, 2022
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Megan Blee

Fucking retard who never shuts up dated some ugly cunt called Lewis
by Xxmsmss November 11, 2019
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Megan Lautz

She’s just Megan and steals kids marshmallows
by GraceGrace May 23, 2020
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Megan

Megans have golden brown eyes with brown healthy hair, you can get lost in Megan’s eyes and realize that Megan’s are Super super funny, caring, and cute, compassionate, loving woman and the list goes on… she trusts hard and once you loose that trust you are screwed, Megan also denies the guy of her dreams a couple of times before finally realising. Oh did I mention Megan’s are extreeeeemmmlyyyyt good lovers! “Mhm Megan that was great high five”
Megans are super sexy outside and beautiful within also Megan’s have an amazing sense of humour.

Megans can also do a killer demon voice

Megans are usually nerds that feel like that should study more even if they’ve studied hour and hours on end but once a Megan goes out she’s a party starter

Simply put Megan is a BAD ASS BITCH WITH A GREAT ASS and knows how to have a good time whist caring about others

If you find a Megan never let her go
Dude 1: Bro do you know who Megan is?
Dude 2: yea bru who doesn’t!!!!!!
by Pleasure Treasure November 23, 2021
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Megan

A fire song by $NOT
“Ayy, no she won't
No, she won't understand what I be saying (Nah)
She wanna fuck with me, but I wanna fuck with Megan
I hit her on the phone and she not fucking taken (Yeah)
Ain't about the money, then no conversations (Uh, uh)
No conversations, bitch, no complications (Ayy)
Fuck you, bitch, you took my heart, now it's breakin' (Haha)
You want me back now cause you feeling shameless (Ayy)
I used to know that bitch, but now she is nameless”
“FUCK!”
by nj4racy6kbml January 5, 2020
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Dirty Megan

When you Uber your date home after she gets so drunk she starts freestyle rapping about the sex you haven’t had yet.
I lost my boner the minute she started acting like a dirty Megan.
by Juicy F.S. August 23, 2024
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