Martine

A unique,funny and smart girl

Martine is someone special that you will never forget! She gets easily mad but it’s easy to fix! Just tell her a joke or give her a compliment

You will never meet someone like her again so take good care of her

Omg look at that fine babe, must be a Martine

by Blæhh June 7, 2022

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Martin

The typical German man likes to pretend he is a “nazi”, he tends to trip over his own feet on a daily and some how land on a dick not too sure why.

Alfie : Ohh shit is that Martin tripping over some stairs

Fin: what a classic faggot

by Shaggatron April 14, 2023

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Martin

From behind, his back is so big, he looks like a square. He seems like your basic weird bleached hair freak. He tries to be cool and does renegade but looks like a freak, because of his strange shape. He's mean, too. All he says is 'Shut up' and other stuff. He's mean to EVERYONE. NO ONE LIKES SQUARE-MEN

Ew is that Martin?
No, it's a square..
No, that's Martin.
Oh..

by Mr. Fishie April 22, 2020

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