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Mustachio

a member of a tribe that lives deep in the rain forest of Mongolia. they glue fake mustaches to their topper lips.
tyler the mustachio is constantly stroking his fake mustache.
For a lady mustachio alex looks pretty good with her glue-on mustache.
by TyMy March 31, 2011
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Tennessee Moustache

When someone lays a turd across the top lip of another person. Often used as a sexual act. May be altered as some prefer to lay their Penis across the top lip of their partner.
by Fred H March 5, 2009
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handlebar moustache

a moustache that begins under your nose(like every other moustache)and curves downward beside your lips. moustaches are cool, but this on takes it to the extreme.
I woke up one day and the artist formally known as Zoe had a handlebar moustache.
by goats November 5, 2004
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Mustashe burn

When a man who has a large bush fully inserts his penis to the brim of the a persons mouth, then rubs his or her head back and forth till completion or ejaculation leaving a raw burn where a mustashe should be.
(Exp 1) Goerge won't leave Bryan alone about a mustashe burn. This will be the 4th night Bryans his givin Goerge a new mustashe burn.

(Emp 2) I purposely grew my pubs out to give my bitch a mustashe burn. Haha Bitches!
by B&J August 2, 2006
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Milk Moustache

Guy 1: Man you see that chick ogre there?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I'd totally give her a milk moustache
by zombiecrisis January 22, 2014
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Dirty Moustache

Always on a Female, it's when she first notices small bit of fluff on her upper lip, she then shaves it off- not knowing that for life she is going to have a dirty moustache. She will then try to cover it up with some cheap poundshop makeup.
Look at that Nurse... she's got a dirty moustache
by dr_evil123 July 1, 2010
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mustachazzle

What your face might look like after satisfying your vagazzled lady.
Everyone knows Jimmy's girlfriend is vagazzled based on his mustachazzle this morning.
by jaminique June 14, 2014
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