monday

the day of the the week that screws-up the rest of the week and your grade.

Monday sucks dick.

by JJtheTrumphater November 1, 2018

camouflaged Monday

A Tuesday when Monday was a holiday. A day masquerading as a docile Tuesday, with all the crap and malice of a Monday. Situation is worsened in the event of the previous Friday also being a holiday.

We are all trying to get work done but it is nearly impossible on a camouflaged Monday.

Brian: "Man, today has just dragged on"
Miles: "Well, what do you expect, it's camouflaged Monday..."

by smartpizzagirl February 18, 2010

Ta-monds

when you have a girl defecate in a pair of pantyhose and then beat you with them.

From the Latin Tamanus, meaning your parents did love you enough.

After work last night i stopped by my girls house and she gave me a Ta-monds.

by funnyassshit1981 February 22, 2011

Mistletoe Monday

The day in which everyone wants to kill Justin Beiber.

Joe-

"Hey, John! it's mistletoe monday, guess what that means!"

John-

"It's beiber huntin' time!"

by AMERICA F*** YEAH October 17, 2011

chocolate monday

The act of shitting on someone or getting shit on

Dude Dave gave her the chocolate Monday haha.

by the right hand April 7, 2015

Double Monday

When a normal Monday is combined with yard work and/or intense house cleaning. Generally associated with being so exhausted that more work couldn't possibly hurt.

Wow, work sucked the life out of me today...screw it, i think I'll make it a Double Monday and mow the lawn too!

by Hulk_rogan May 12, 2016

Cybro Monday

The first Monday after Cyber Monday where beers and gym memberships are 50% off

Jim: Sam, you wanna go to the bar tomorrow?
Sam: Nah, let's wait until Cybro Monday.
Jim: You right. Cybro Mondays are for the bois

by Jimmy Gonzaga December 1, 2017