anti miracle

The exact oppisite of a miracle.

Guy1: Dude did you hear about that town in Alaska that was buried in that freak avalanche?
Guy2: No, thats crazy.
Guy1: No, my freind thats a anti miracle.

by Frank T June 20, 2007

Miranda

very attractive. She is polite, loving, caring, happy, mysterious. She hates being bossed around. She is nice to everyone. She is very sexy and everybody wants her. Yet she ignores the guy that will be good to her. She has many "girlfiends" to hang with. She gets angry easily and sad very quick. She is beautiful, outgoing, and perfect in everyway

that is my miranda

by the guy that is in love February 13, 2010

mirite

A bastardation of "Am I right?"

"If you weren't such a queer, you'd like women! MIRITE, GUYZ? MIRITE?"

by DEE. May 5, 2006

Miranda Lawson

A female character in Mass Effect 2 who is very buxom and has the biggest buttocks of any female video game character ever seen, also a character tossed in as fan-service to the male video game players

Miranda Lawson has the best butt in video game history

by VkaneX December 1, 2011

miracle turd

when you unload a turd from your asshole and the turd is so perfect that it comes out of your cheeks so elegantly that you do not have to wipe. it is so simple yet elegant.

oh my god i was at KFC and i totally just released a miracle turd

by CHICKYDUDE December 17, 2009

Mirado Black Warrior

A jet-black pencil, raised in the dojos of ninjas, until it was prepared to be the master of the stealthy arts. A pencil that can end the world, but chooses not to.

Guy 1: Hey, do you have a Mirado Black Warrior I can use on my test?
Guy 2: Yeah...wait...I don't know where it went.
Guy 1: OMG, it's killing the teacher as we speak! Run!!!

by apfunction October 21, 2009

Miro$lava Money$hot

The name of a girl who loves Lil Wayne, and prays at night for Chuck Bass.

A 'Miro$lava Money$hot' generally has gorgeous hair and eyelashes that will make you want to do the dirty. She constantly is claiming that she 'has been such a disgusting girl.' Maybe she is suggesting that you punish her?
Ps. she spelt her name with a money sign before Ke$ha.

"i've been such a disgusting girl." - Miro$lava Money$hot

by sage69 November 3, 2010