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MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN

exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.
He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.
by weave July 23, 2003
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masturbatology

I have a degree in masturbatology. It's a hands-on degree.
by Omnipotent Overseer December 30, 2008
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Mashruf

He's so sexy, deadass. Mashruf can always make you smile. He's really kind if you get to know him, and he's such a gentleman. He's really funny too, and you'll definitely laugh if you have a conversation with him.

He's also a girl magnet, getting all the girls and shit. He's really smart and gives great advice. He's honestly one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet. IN YOUR LIFE.

If you ever meet a Mashruf, you better fucking thank the lord.

He's literally perfect at everything.
He's just fucking cool. You'll love this kid, trust me.
"Mashruf just said hi to me, omg!"
"OMG, YOU'RE SO LUCKY!"
by ASDFGHJKL1234567 June 24, 2012
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Massin

Super hot exotic guy with nice abs and amazing hair. He's hilarious, has deep dark eyes, and a great laugh. Every girl tears themselves apart for him, because he's so amazing.
Hey did you see Massin yesterday?
Ya he looked even hotter than he usually does, if that's even possible!
by Thebestever May 12, 2014
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Cheese Mask

The adhearing of slices of American Cheese to the face of an individual who is passed out or asleep. The warm body temperature softens the cheese molding it to the face.
After the party, Khuntar passed out in the chair and awoke with a fresh cheese mask courtesy of his frat brothers.
by RFGetz March 9, 2009
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Mashalla

Mashalla or Mashallah, an Arabic word used to show appreciation to something or someone. It's usually used to the same context as using the word "wow" in English. However the literal meaning is "what God has willed" and it's usually not what's meant by when mentioned in a sentence.
Mashalla, such a beautiful kid!
by rirori November 4, 2011
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mass-debate

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Teacher--"Ok class, who wants to mass-debate today?"
Jade--"I do, I do! and so does Jenny and Tabitha"
Teacher--"OK, we'll do guys versus girls, whoever comes first gets extra points!"
by shawnf25 December 8, 2003
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