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abe lincoln

come on guys, the sex act definitions are just wrong and disgusting. all of you people who defined them are sexist mysogynists who I hope will never get a girl on whom they could try this technique.

anyways, honest abe was quite possibly the greatest president the us has ever had. he freed the slaves, united the country, and lived in a log cabin.
by gwb sucks October 7, 2006
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Abraham Lincoln

Grow your pubic hair out, so it is real bushy. Then, shave everything except scrotum, pubic hair, and shave out a top hat in the pubic hair around the base of the penis. then you have yourself an abraham lincoln. Show it to someone and it is worth two kicks.
I showed a friend the Abraham Lincoln and they congratulated me.
by Major League May 22, 2007
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linux

Wait while it compiles at the speed of light and windows users actually do things
Compiling a linux program takes longer then a windows crash and reboot...
by D January 14, 2004
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Linus

A lying jack-ass who thinks he is so totally awesome, when he is a nice guy but then changes when he feels like it.
Don't do a linus
by Scottishjumps May 27, 2010
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Abraham Lincoln

THis is when you are about to finish on a girl and you blow on the back of her head. This an Abraham Lincoln.
Like when you are doing it from behind and blow your load on the back of her head. This is also the same way Abraham Lincoln got assasinated.
by Steve Weiser April 18, 2010
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Abraham Lincoln

1. A former US President
2. A dirty man that supposedly has sex with prostitues and women of high soceity constantly and vigorously
3. When someone does the act of cumming/ejaculating on ones face then shaving off ones pubic hair(pubes) and smacking them onto their face where you cummed.
A: I did an Abraham Lincoln
B: Yeah, hahahahhahahha
by scottysullivan October 3, 2006
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linux

A half-finished piece of shit for an operating system that's a pain in the ass to install, a pain in the ass to use, and a pain in the ass to remove from the hard drive.

On the bright side, Linux makes an excellent disk partitioning tool.

If Linux was designed primarily for network servers, then it doesn't make any sense to market it as a desktop replacement, especially if the applications suck, and hardware detection is nonexistent.
I wasted half of a 14 CDs of a 25-CD spindle on 9 variants of Linux. 6 of them didn't work because the computer shut down when the installation detected my video card. 2 variants wouldn't detect my soundcard, modem, USB scanner, and USB drive. Driver installation didn't do jack shit to solve the problem. The ninth variant detected my modem and USB drive, but kept playing this wierd, chaotic, repeating tune through my soundcard. Unfortunately, there were no sound drivers to resolve the issue.

Windows 98 beta detected all my hardware, and driver installation was a cakewalk.

Thank GOD I bought my CDs cheap from Big Lots. But still that was a waste of CDs that I could have filled with the best freeware available for Windows.

May the Linux programmers burn in Hell.
by boris May 13, 2005
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