by Ocar1 May 29, 2022
by FTno September 28, 2021
1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.
by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023
by Moby Doug July 20, 2009
The practice of scanning the male participants of an office gathering in order to imagine, and score/rate their penis.
She secretly indulged in some Knob notching during the team meeting and decided to award her manager with the highest score of 9/10.
by KJBB February 19, 2009
In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.
"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"
"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."
"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"
"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."
"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"
by Tungsten Pimp October 01, 2022
Get a round door knob, cover it in Maple syrup. The girl then fucks herself with the door knob. The guy then scoops the maple syrup out of her Orifice, with his mouth, then puts it in a jar. Then uses the syrup on his pancakes while receiving head.
by Bradj21345 November 19, 2017