digging for my keys

To digitally penetrate. Used to describe foreplay in a joking manner or to describe a clinical visit to a doctor.

“He’s been selfish in bed lately. I’m not going down on him until he spends a few minutes digging for my keys.”

“Went to my gyno today. Nothing like meeting a complete stranger for the firs time while they dig for your keys!”

by Lauralai22 April 30, 2018

Carpe Key 'Em

Seize the Keys. A Hurricane Thursday event at the University of Tulsa where students drive golf carts on The U with drunk goggles on, to teach about drunk driving.

I'm going to Carpe Key 'em that kid over there, he's drank too much.

by TUgirl18 November 07, 2010

Alicia Keys Syndrome

When you keep falling in and out of love for the same person repeatedly.

Girl: I know he cheated on me before but I can’t help but falling in love with him again.
Other Girl: Girl you got Alicia Keys Syndrome.

by labusha January 19, 2020

key to your gate

It basically means I got the dick to your pussy.

Davon: Hey niya!
Niya: Yeah?
Davon: I got the key to your gate.
Niya: What!!??!
Davon: Hahaha!!!

by That_girl_got_game/gang December 28, 2016

The "T" key is gone

It is biblical. If the "T" key is gone then the world will end...*hint hint* 2012!!!!

"OMG, THE "T" KEY IS GONE!!!!"
"Were screwed!!!!.....well in 2012 we are.....man that sucks...."

by Mr. Squang August 07, 2009

Josh Car Keys

A boy who makes mistakes all the time

Don't meet up with him he might ask you out then dump u over text jsyk

Josh car keys is umm

by Never Forget January 04, 2018

Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash

Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit

by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020