To digitally penetrate. Used to describe foreplay in a joking manner or to describe a clinical visit to a doctor.
“He’s been selfish in bed lately. I’m not going down on him until he spends a few minutes digging for my keys.”
“Went to my gyno today. Nothing like meeting a complete stranger for the firs time while they dig for your keys!”
“Went to my gyno today. Nothing like meeting a complete stranger for the firs time while they dig for your keys!”
by Lauralai22 May 31, 2018
Get the digging for my keysmug. by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020
Get the chinese church keymug. The stage in between drunk and blacked out. Also may be used to refer to waking up hungover/slightly drunk.
by Chadder May 9, 2017
Get the Low Key Deadmug. Girl: I know he cheated on me before but I can’t help but falling in love with him again.
Other Girl: Girl you got Alicia Keys Syndrome.
Other Girl: Girl you got Alicia Keys Syndrome.
by labusha January 18, 2020
Get the Alicia Keys Syndromemug. A term used for DDR simulators played on the keyboard, since many songs for DDR simulators have become as hard as Beatmania songs.
by dj gs68 May 10, 2003
Get the 4-Key Beatmaniamug. by That_girl_got_game/gang December 27, 2016
Get the key to your gatemug. AKA "Car Keysing"
When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.
When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.
"I don't like when women just use Tinder for compliments. You know it's easy for you to find dates, but for men that's wasting their limited swipe rights they could have used for someone actually interested. It's harmful."
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."
"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."
"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"
by mrgreyho November 3, 2021
Get the The Car Keys Defensemug.