HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

this person needs to hold sin kæft if his name is lauritz

HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! DIN LILLE LORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by HOLDNUKÆF January 28, 2022

swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.

There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island

by Criminal47 August 11, 2022

God's kale

Weed, man

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.

by Purple6 October 29, 2023

Taylor and Kale

Two gay bros who swear they are straight

"Wow did you see Taylor and Kale? They were jerking each other off in the bathroom stall.

by Day_Shadow March 22, 2024

Shaun and Kaleigh

A once in a lifetime type of love. A love that holds kilig that will never fade. A couple who will always find their way back to one another. No matter the circumstance. A type of love one can only dream of. A man and woman who fell hard and fast the minute they met. A couple who loves one another and will always be there then now and in the future. A relationship built on love, kilig, passion, comedy, and who is working hard on building a trust that neither one can doubt. A couple that struggles to accept that the love is real and will never fade. A strong bond that not one single person has been able to break. A meant to be, mines, all mines, bandit botch, stupid dumAASS, dirty iyanna, walk ‘em down, luvbug, finger in her booty, dreamgirl, old and young, parapelegic, UNFORGETABLE, LOOVVEEE XOXOX

I want that good good, I want that real ish I want that Shaun and Kaleigh type of thang.

by Stupid Botch May 5, 2024

shaun and Kaleigh

A once in a lifetime type of love. A love that holds kilig that will never fade. A couple who will always find their way back to one another. No matter the circumstance. A type of love one can only dream of. A man and woman who fell hard and fast the minute they met. A couple who loves one another and will always be there then now and in the future. A relationship built on love, kilig, passion, comedy, and who is working hard on building a trust that neither one can doubt. A couple that struggles to accept that the love is real and will never fade. A strong bond that not one single person has been able to break. And my favorite color is Kaleighs butthole. LOOVVEEE YOUUUUU XOXOX

I hope one day I’ll have a love like Shaun and Kaleigh.

by Stupid Botch May 7, 2024

Holy shit kale

A person or animal that has an abnormally large nose, snout, or beak.

Kale Kondel walks by and everyone ducks from his humongous nose, they all scream,”holy shit kale!!”

by trevlwkcocked February 21, 2026