Barn Job

When a guy covers his erect penis in apple sauce and feeds it to a horse with no teeth.

Despite the efforts of his friends trying to make him stay, Steven went off the get another barn job.

by skine November 14, 2004

big job

Unusually large fecal matter, often deposited in the toilet causing blockage.

Ahh, that was a big job, had to flush it three times.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

Mc Job

any job that has no challenge or variety

this mc job is so fricken dull I gotta' find something else.

by l b johnson November 8, 2003

V-job

The act of licking a woman's vagina because strangely no slang word currently exists.

Damn Joey gave me a great v-job last night - I could barely walk today

by Jarrson October 31, 2014

Get a fucking job

This is what you say to a thirty year old running around aimlessly in your neighbourhood at 4 o'clock in the morning looking for pikachu

DAVE: " hey tom who's that clown running around on your front lawn in the rain with his I phone?" TOM: "who knows , that dude should get a fucking job "

by Super jo jo and friends July 15, 2016

mitt job

performing a hand job whilst wearing an oven mitt

Last night she gave me the best mitt job!

by Newport Joe August 6, 2008

Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
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Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.

Kyle- Bro, Jake got a toad job last night!!

Joe- No sir! That's not cool!

by TheBestMane October 23, 2009