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A Jeana is a maximum hotness / smartness ratio. Jeana's have beautiful clear skin and look hot in tiny dresses, but also have super street smarts - often go into the law profession. Jeana's are spunky like Punky Brewster and will make you laugh, because they are so smart and sassy. Jeana's often like to get into trouble because they know what they can get away with... which is ALOT.
That chick giving the deposition to the mega-bad criminal is super hot in those boots. What a Jeana!
Jeana by lovegeeks February 4, 2010
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Jeanette is a very intellegent girl she will always do her best and won’t get into much drama she is very creative and hot she has a great personality and has a great body the name of the person who she is most likely wants to be with is named Miguel she will always crack a joke and will be very nice if your her friend but if your not she can be very mean if you ever she her being sad then help her because she might be going through a lot.
I wanna date Jeanette.
Jeanette is an extraordinary girl.
I want to be just like Jeanette
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jeanophile 

(n) People absolutely and completely addicted to denim. Often found browsing the newest Japanese and Italian brands sewn on vintage selvedge looms, and participating in fashion and denim centered communities, such as Superfuture where they discuss the intricacies of selvedge, indigo dyes, cotton quality, weight, and cut.

These people are most often engaged with their raw (untreated) denim, spending hundreds of dollars on a single pair to wear relentlessly for multiple months and no washes to achieve the desired look.

If you can name a brand, these people look down on it. Diesel? Rock and Republic? Seven for all mankind? True Religion? Jeanophiles wouldn't be caught dead with them. APC, Dior Homme 19cm, Dry Bones, Samurai, 45RPM, Flat Head, and Studio D'Artisan are more their type.
Guy 1: Jeez, man, why don't you wash those things already?
Guy 2: Naw, I'm only three months in on these. I'm not about to fuck up the fades.
Guy 1: What a jeanophile.
jeanophile by Anawn July 13, 2009

mom jeans 

Often seen on the 40+ crowd, mom jeans are too high, too tight, tapered leg jeans which manage to showcase any bodily flaw the wearer has. Possible outcomes: The butt will be compressed so it doesn't stick out, it will instead be pushed to the sides, making it look far wider than it actually is. The genital triangle will be emphasized and outlined (see camel toe or FUPA). The hips will look wider because of the butt compression and the tapering of the legs.

In addition, mom jeans are often light in color, which further emphasizes the outcomes mentioned above. They also come in the elastic-waist variety which further defines the genital triangle.
"Honestly, you would think after years of telling their kids how to dress, women would figure out that those mom jeans they have on just aren't flattering."
mom jeans by Emily Scarlett January 22, 2006

jeans size 

as in, 'to drop a...'
A desperately needed and massive dump, sufficient to reduce one's waist measurement by 1-2 inches (2.5-5 cm) and/or relieve the pressure of a tight waistband after a good meal.
See also man diet.
(From the Kellog's 'Drop a jeans size' dietary advertising slogan)
Where's Ben?
Oh, he's in the bog, dropping a jeans size.
jeans size by manta1 June 13, 2007

Jeannean 

n-(ja-neen)The most wonderfully beautiful, and honest person in the world. Known to be more beautiful than the sunny morning sky and lovelier than the moonlit summer walk home. She dont take no shit. People usually call her Jeanny, Jean, Neanie, Neaners or Nean. The absolute best friend you can ever have. Vivacious, spontaneous, fiercely loyal, extremely sexual, loving and faithful.
I never knew what he meant by "kaleidoscope eyes" until I met Jeannean
Jeannean by Brat6801 January 30, 2017

Jeanette Melina Estrada 

She’s beautiful she’s amazing & she’s funny, There’s many things to describe her! If you run into this girl consider yourself extremely lucky! You have to be the luckiest to catch her! She’s the worlds most beautiful girl, From her beautiful hair all the way down to her beautiful feet that she hides in her shoes. She’s perfect in every way imaginable. She can be high maintenance & extremely feisty but Her beauty & gorgeous ways of being makes it extremely tolerable. She is worth all the troubles! If you ever have the slightest luck of finding one keep her with you, she’ll make your life so much better <3
Alex - who’s that hottie?

Charles - oh that’s Jeanette Melina Estrada!

Alex - she’s so pretty

Charles - I know, don’t let it get to you!