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The definition of what everybody hates” -Richie
“Jordan stop bow spamming
Jordan by EYEGDYWGSTWUDVGSGSGSGWYDG September 3, 2021
Literally the best human to walk this earth.
Boy 1: Omg It’s Jordan, act cool
Boy 2: I submit to his power
Jordan by Jordanisstable September 7, 2021
Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.
jordan is a jordan
Jordan by manhandler bob September 24, 2021
Jordans are hot beautiful people. They are weird and annoying af. A Jordans have A HUGE ASS and big lips. They have either no tits or HUGE MOMMY MILKERS. Jordans are gods so bow down.
Ex:

Girl one: Is that a Jordan with a huge ASS.
Girl two: Duh only Jordans have huge Badonkadonk's.
Jordan by Jordanthesexybeast September 25, 2021
He is ephemeral and lacks time management skills. Although he can be smart he is very annoying and rude.
Jordan: what a babe
Jordan by cait_9182 October 6, 2021
Big dick guy fucking fine ass hell get hoe but the one he love the most he will be with her forever and he will beat any nigga ass who mess with him his homies or his girl
Girls: jordan fine as fuck wish he could be my man
Jordan by anonymous November 21, 2021