inch tuning

The art of re-tuning your radio at a red light by moving your car an inch or so.

"I was inch tuning so I could continue to sing to my fav song."

by Jacque Lyn March 30, 2008

Itchy Kitty

When you eat a girl out after trimming your facial hair, but haven't cleaned off all the clippings, resulting in severe female itching and discomfort.

"Yeah I like that my boyfriend looks fresh, but I hate how he gives me an itchy kitty when we fool around afterwards!"

by ITheRebelI October 11, 2011

itchy stick

A back scratcher

Janet, would you please hand me the itchy stick, I have spot in my back I can’t reach.

by Semolina Pilchard May 27, 2020

Lesbian Inch

When two girls have faces extraordinarily close (foreheads and noses touching), the space between lips.

When cuddling in the dark, they were all careful as to not close the lesbian inch.

by Iron Pony February 20, 2012

Two inch pinch

The longest dicc in the universe

I finessed yo girl with my two inch pinch

by SuperBlitzKing101 May 7, 2018

30 inch long shlong

What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.

"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"

by The Pee Pee Master August 25, 2019

3 inch enforcer

A man with a very small but very satisfying penis. Usually a guy from Oklahoma or Wyoming. He drives a large truck and always revs it up way too loud. He also has small dick energy

Girl 1: Johnny has a 3 inch enforcer
Girl 2: I know! It’s to die for!

by Xll eat my bullets llX November 17, 2020