Wind

Wind is the worse thing imaginable. When it’s October and you put out your decorations for Halloween and the wind has to be a dick and then everything blows away which is a pain in the ass

Person 1 “Hey it’s going to be very windy today”

Person 2 “ Oh crap I just put out my Halloween decorations!!!”

Person 1 “ Really you did, because I can’t see them”

by Money Man!!! October 30, 2019

Wind That Never Dies

Wind That Never Dies:
A short person

Y e s

"Hello, Wind That Never Dies"
"Look! It's Wind That Never Dies."

by Error_Z July 11, 2021

pissing in the wind

what Yasuo does when he drinks too much water and needs to empty his bladder

Yone: what are you doing, brother?

Yasuo: just pissing in the wind.

by Shrikeass January 8, 2022

winding

wind is blowing (shorter word)

look it’s winding outside

by urhdhdhd August 8, 2023

Meerkats in the wind

A group of boys who simultaneously turn their heads at the sound of a loud exhaust. Seen in groups of six these meerkats divert their attention from Clash Royale to Cars instead.

"We're like meerkats in the wind the way we look at that VL turbo" - Logan Martin

by Village Chief August 19, 2025

Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.

I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.

by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024

beer can wind chime

A badass bitch living on the Upper East Side of New York City.

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’s a little all over the place, she’s a beer can wind chime.

by creaturesofyorkville June 12, 2025