water wanker

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.

Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!

by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014

The Taste of water

Pussy taste like water, So water taste like pussy.

Eat good cat kids 🐱

"Your pussys so clean, It's like the taste of water. Mmm"

by lilbitbanga December 8, 2016

egg water

Suddybuddy's secret that she accidentally gave to Diego

haha suddy remember egg water?

by gaynigger.org August 18, 2017

Water Poop

The result when small kids get diarrhea after swimming.

“Mommy, I’m pooping water poop!”

by InfiniteGuy July 14, 2019

Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.

by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021

Water Puppies

A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy

Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.

by sexylabrador April 6, 2023

Water Sheep

A misunderstood minecraft animal God

His earthly sheep form is deceased and was previously stuck in a water current.

Was abused by Swedish Viking sub2pewdipie and died rip f in the chat ;-;

Water sheep was like a father to me

by delightfulrainbow205 August 16, 2019