idiot tax rebate 

An unexpected windfall that makes you feel really excited and happy - as long as you don't think about how much idiot tax you paid in the first place.

Me: Hooray! Hoorah! I've won ten quid on the lottery!

Wife: Yeah, but you buy two tickets a week, so over the last year you've wasted over a hundred quid. This is just an idiot tax rebate.

idiot tax rebate by jwgrooves January 27, 2011

idiot baby 

a dumbshit definition for frustrated parents to describe children who are dumb and immature

"Damnit, D," stated the psycho, "my kid is an idiot baby."

idiot baby by Ronoc January 27, 2006

idiot human rights activist 

that one person who calls you receipt because you said the word black

guy that works someplace: what color would you like your car to be?
broi: um..... black?
idiot human rights activist: WHAT DID YOU SAY??????? THATS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

broi: bruh, i just said black, WHAT ELSE AM I SPOSSED TO SAY???????
idiot human rights activist: um IDK, SHOWDOW?
broi: bruh those are two diffrent things fool

idiot human rights activist by someone else thats not u April 9, 2021

Idiot Face 

Someone that is stupid.

Heatseeker is an Idiot Face

Idiot Face by Oompa March 27, 2005

idiot in chief Joe Biden 

A puppet allowed to do nothing but read a teleprompter and sign papers with a big crayon.

And here comes our idiot in chief Joe Biden who will not be taking questions.

idiot in chief Joe Biden by OurGovernmentSucks March 18, 2021

idiot box 

A term developed by people who would have been horified if they'd known that the television would become relatively tame compared to all the other shitty electronic boxes developed since.

Joe, I'm tellin' ya, throw out that damned idiot box before the Missus and ya Chillun waste away before it. It'll be the end of the world it will.

Bloody hell they took it far enough with those damned idiot boxes, look at all these little toys they got out now for the kids, what's the world coming to eh?

idiot box by bluecheer=rockgods June 22, 2010

idiot bars 

The bars in front of high windows or outside doors or in inexplicable places to prevent idiots from doing something stupid.

Dudette- Did you hear about the drunk guy who almost fell out of the top floor window?

Dude- Yeah, thank fuck for those idiot bars

idiot bars by DaveKurtandFaye July 6, 2010