Left Hook Lepis

A metaphorical term describing the cheap verbal shots a Lepis takes on his victims.

Left Hook Lepis making fun of Josh Joggers.

by JoshJoggers January 13, 2015

Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.

Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.

by The Future Resident May 25, 2016

Pizza Hooker

Defined as a young woman who employs sexual promiscuity with the aim of acquiring free pizza from pursuing males.

"Hey Dave, How did Jeremy end up getting with Veronica?"
"Veronica? I heard she is a pizza hooker"

by ayoayouuuu November 13, 2016

Booger hook

A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose

Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.

by DrPrepper February 16, 2017

practice hook up

A hook up (usually for virgin or inexperienced person) to have sexual intercourse with another person to practice it before doing it with there significant other. Mainly to ease their mind about sucking at it.

"If your scared she won't like it then have a practice hook up."

by Morgan Martin March 9, 2017

The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"

by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017

jersey hook

When a guy grabs a girls head on a car ride in a hook like motion and pulls her to his twigs and berrys. This is especially true on the jersey turnpike.

I gave my girlfriend the jersey hook on the turnpike

by MERSEYME June 13, 2017