cooking the hooker

( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society

When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.

by Uncle Dimma July 10, 2021

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Hooters

Alex and Madison's future occupation

Hooters is definitely the only place that would hire those two tricks.

by Malex?!?!? October 17, 2008

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Thai Hooker

An American whiskey drink that is topped with soy sauce. It starts good, but ends filthy. "Salty and gross."

AKA The Spaghetti Western

AKA How I Built the Railroad

My buddy just joined the Navy, so we welcomed him in with a Thai Hooker.

See: youtube user thelinguine, thai hooker

by ThaiHookerBanger November 30, 2010

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A Red Hooker is one or an indivisual that attends Red Hook High School. Red Hookers are usually skanks and they hate they're rival town (Rhinebeck). Rhinebeck is a beautiful town with excellent shopping, excelling students in academics and sports, and has gorgeous students. Red Hookers are usually jelious of Rhinebeck's high sense of fashionable girls and they're capability to steal good looking Red Hook boys right from underneath them. And Yes bitch... we pop our collars.

A Red Hooker wears unmatching, tacky clothing.

by Collar Popper December 12, 2008