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gooch

"Don't worry about me, I'm gooch"
"Whats gooch?"
Do you want something to drink? "Nah, I'm goochy"
How do you feel? "I'm feeling goochy right now"
by Dassit October 3, 2019
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Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger

A "Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger" is someone or something with the special skill to "skat" from their own earholes. Famous celebrities which have this amazing skill include, Stephen Hawkings, Bill Gate, Joe Pasquale and Vanessa Feltz.
OMG d00d !!! You sick Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger, there is skat pertruding from your ear hole! You make me friggin sick.
by Phil Collins February 24, 2005
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gloshes

the unmentionably disgusting word that symbolizes everything perverse you sick-minded people that wished to learn that which is..um...unmentionable.
by someone March 22, 2005
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gooching

A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.

This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.
In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -

"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."
by Mark Jones December 1, 2004
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gloshing

the act of your penis being pushed through the gap at the front of your underwear, causing your foreskin to be pulled back and causing the sensation of sex.
OMG I got gloshed again last night, must have been a huge erection W00T FTW. I l0v3 gloshing!
by Pacman Wizard March 5, 2009
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gooch broth

The act of dunking ones ball sack into scalding hot water to give a soup a desired taste
Jimmy forgot to buy chicken broth from the store, so instead of panic, he dipped his balls into the water creating gooch broth.
by GolfSon October 20, 2009
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gobshite

An unlovely combination of a 'tit' and a 'fuckwit'.

Rarely used in jest, say it when you mean it.

Irish in origin, perhaps, but widely used in the more educated areas of Liverpool, i.e the south-end or town, to describe the evil and stupid little cunts who live in the filthy north, especially around County Road on match days.
'Eh! Gobshite! Put your sister down and get back in the shed!'

The lad's a gobshite, good for fuckall, let's kick the living stink out of the prick.
by Sloaney lad October 21, 2007
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